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apachedug wrote:Is Sketchville a real place? Now that I'm officially middle-aged, I'm not up on all the latest jargon... Eric, just so you know--Kar Kar has left the building. She left UPMC a couple weeks ago (to go work for some mofo outfit called Coventry Healthcare) and I haven't talked to her since, we had a falling out-of-sorts on her final day. On one of her 'Final Kar-Kar' get-togethers (I think there was 8 of 'em--c'mon!) she brought along her 60 year old gay boy-toy, Alan. Someone asked me who he was, I said "Karyn's personal valet" and sure enough, 10 minutes later Karyn came over and said "Alan said to tell you he's wounded and demands an apology, Douglas!" I rolled my eyes, she stomped off, the rest is history. Wounded my ass.As for Julie Darling, she is getting married in a couple weeks--she's having a big 'after-wedding party' at her parents hosue in July, and she just told me on Friday that if I don't come, and don't get drunk and don't take off my shirt & jump in the pool, and don't pass out on her Mom's couch and don't stay the night, she is going to spend the rest of the summer making my life hell. (While her pint-sized best friend Erin jabbed her finger in my belly & said "Yeah, Doog!") So Eric, just know that when it comes to crazy wimmen, you are not alone...
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apachedug wrote: Is Sketchville a real place? Now that I'm officially middle-aged, I'm not up on all the latest jargon... Eric, just so you know--Kar Kar has left the building. She left UPMC a couple weeks ago (to go work for some mofo outfit called Coventry Healthcare) and I haven't talked to her since, we had a falling out-of-sorts on her final day. On one of her 'Final Kar-Kar' get-togethers (I think there was 8 of 'em--c'mon!) she brought along her 60 year old gay boy-toy, Alan. Someone asked me who he was, I said "Karyn's personal valet" and sure enough, 10 minutes later Karyn came over and said "Alan said to tell you he's wounded and demands an apology, Douglas!" I rolled my eyes, she stomped off, the rest is history. Wounded my ass.As for Julie Darling, she is getting married in a couple weeks--she's having a big 'after-wedding party' at her parents hosue in July, and she just told me on Friday that if I don't come, and don't get drunk and don't take off my shirt & jump in the pool, and don't pass out on her Mom's couch and don't stay the night, she is going to spend the rest of the summer making my life hell. (While her pint-sized best friend Erin jabbed her finger in my belly & said "Yeah, Doog!") So Eric, just know that when it comes to crazy wimmen, you are not alone...
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Is Sketchville a real place?Jeph I guess those are song lyrics but are they a take-off on the Monkee's Last Train to Clarksville??
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I was just reading the latest news on the Trek thread, and saw Jeph's comment above (when I told him he should move to Pittsburgh and work in my office).After just getting home from a nice Chinese dinner with Kar earlier tonight, and seeing that statement, it got me to thinking--Karyn is indeed single, and could use a new beau. (The last relationship ended pretty badly; according to Kar, her ex was pounding on her car shouting "I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" after they had broken up, he begged to reconcile, she agreed to meet him for dinner--and during said meal, told the waiter she liked his pierced ear & then followed him to the kitchen & asked him if she could bite it--the rest is history, or course.)So Jeph--you're more than welcome to come to Pittsburgh & date Karyn! As for being Karyn's dating age--she's 35 and her range is 23-48 (the guys I'm aware of she's dated in the last 3 years); so yes, I'm sure you fit in there--along with everyone else besides Manga! Here are some Karyn Dating Rules:1. No talk of comics, science fiction, or anything animated.2. Books? Big no no. Kar doesn't read, and resents people that do. "They think it makes them smart or something!"3. ANY date begins with a minimum 1 hour shopping trip for shoes or jewelry. Kar loves shopping, but ONLY if a guy is with her. Shopping with Kar is a requirement.4. Her favorite movie is "Caddyshack". She has seen it 904 times. If you watch anything else, she will begin mewing after 35 minutes. Try to limit viewing experiences to American Idol, or any sitcom. 5. Do not EVER ask her if she'd like to eat at Denny's or Eat n' Park. Unless it's a Saturday morning, before 11am, and the following Monday is a holiday.6. Gift no-nos: flowers or chocolate. "That's why they make cookie bouquets!" and "Chocolate makes Puppy poopy!" (Don't ask me to explain that.)7. Kar drinks Coke or gingerbread latte. DONT ASK HER if she'd like water, or juice, a glass of wine, etc. You should know better. If the waiter says "we have Pepsi, is that ok?" then you quickly say "No, it's not. Bring nothing."8. After your first date, there is a 90% likelihood that she will call me and say "Dougie, I love my new boy!!"9. And finally, after one month there is a 90% likelihood she will call me and say "Dougie this person needs to be GONE."So now that you've had quick class in Karyn 101...the rest is up to you!
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