Well, I tried to follow the instructions of the banner on the MMB forums, and it looks like JDH owes me:

1.  A new monitor
2.  Reimbursement for cream for my electrical burns.

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.” – Sacred Scroll 29:6

"Somewhere out there, there has to be something better than man" - George Taylor