I don't own an iPad or smart phone
I have a work supplied iPad, which I think I may have killed today.  I own a smart phone, though I don't do anything smart with it.

I'm not on Facebook
I've only really started using Facebook regularly recently, though I've been a member since 2007.

I have never tweated
Neither have I.

I don't own a flat screen plasma TV
Same, LCD flat screen for me.

I don't own a Blu-Ray player
Haven't made the transition as yet.

I don't own a kindle...I still read books
Same.

Half the crap in my car--Sirius radio, Sync, etc.--I don't use and don't miss
I use the radio to tune in my iPod with.  It doesn't have a sync electronic devices.

I've never played Angry Birds
Same.

I don't have an iPod
I have three: a shuffle (a gift I rarely use), 80 gig classic to listen to new music on the trip to work, 160 gig classic for all the "favourites" in the car.

I don't own a Wii or Xbox...don't play video games at all (I read books)
Same.  Occasionally though I'll download a classic PC game for kicks.

I don't have GPS
I do, they can be useful when driving in unfamiliar territory - plus the Mrs is directionally challenged, so it is a much more capable navigator.

I don't have a wireless router...my 10 yr + old IBM laptop is still connected to the modem by cable
I do.

I still use Explorer
I refuse to, as it always crashes. Firefox for me.

I have never used an App
Only use them for work.

I just have basic cable (except when Game of Thrones is on)
Never had cable.

I still buy weekly floppy comics
Same.

I don't have a Netflix account...I go to theatres
Same.

I still write paper checks
Debit card.

I still wear glasses even tho my optometrist's says I'm a perfect case for RK surgery
Just got my first pair of reading glasses.

I still strike pieces of flint together to cook my dinner and sleep in bearskins
We have two cats that sleep with us that I occasionally feel like skinning, does that count?