I don't own an iPad or smart phone
I love my smart phone! Can't imagine life without it (even though my generation was the last to know what life was like pre-cell phones).

I'm not on Facebook
I love Facebook. It has reconnected me with my childhood friends and kept me in touch with friends that live in other states.

I have never tweeted
I tweet for work. On a personal level I find Twitter pointless, but for business it makes sense.

I don't own a flat screen plasma TV
I have three flat screens. Can't wait to get an 80 inch screen!

I don't own a Blu-Ray player
Once you have watched blu-ray you will never go back. I pretty much only buy blu-ray disks.

I don't own a kindle...I still read books
I own a Kindle, but prefer books.

Half the crap in my car--Sirius radio, Sync, etc.--I don't use and don't miss
I would like to get satellite radio one day. Maybe in the next car. 

I've never played Angry Birds
I used to play it, but I am over it.

I don't have an iPod 
I own one, but rarely use it. Who has time to load new songs?!

I don't own a Wii or Xbox...don't play video games at all (I read books)
I own a classic table top style video game unit with nine classic games on it.  Only the classics! - Pacman, Ms. Pacman, 1942, Donkey Kong, Frogger, etc...

I don't have GPS
I have GPS on my phone. Great tool!

I don't have a wireless router...my 10 yr + old IBM laptop is still connected to the modem by cable
Wireless is wonderful! Love it!

I still use Explorer
Me too.

I have never used an App
Apps are great! MLBTV baby! Baseball everywhere! Couple of other cool apps for astronomy and What to Expect When Expecting (keeps me up to date on kid #2's progress).

I just have basic cable (except when Game of Thrones is on) 
I have basic cable plus NHL Center Ice. 

I still buy weekly floppy comics
Me too.

I don't have a Netflix account...I go to theatres
Netflix is on deck at some point, but I still go to theaters too.

I still write paper checks
I remember those. Can't remember the last time I wrote a check.

I still wear glasses even tho my optometrist's says I'm a perfect case for RK surgery 
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I still strike pieces of flint together to cook my dinner and sleep in bearskins
I cook with a pan and fire. 

Join the 21st century! You will love it!