I don't own an iPad or smart phone -- I own both! In fact I've owned a total of 4 iPads to date. Gave one to my father and two to my mother (she gave one to my brother)
I'm not on Facebook -- I am! Made some great friends, reconnected with others, keep track of events, news, etc.
I have never tweated -- I do every day for work but I never spend any time on it. For me I think it's a total waste.
I don't own a flat screen plasma TV -- Got mine in 2007. Probably get a new one in a few years.
I don't own a Blu-Ray player -- I don't! Aside from old Doctor Who I rarely use my DVD player so I've never upgraded.
I don't own a kindle...I still read books -- I read comic books! On my iPad.
Half the crap in my car--Sirius radio, Sync, etc.--I don't use and don't miss -- My 2005 auto has Bluetooth which I use sometimes but I rarely drive.
I've never played Angry Birds -- I did. It was fun.
I don't have an iPod -- I have an old one plugged into a clock radio which goes off at 6:45 AM most days
I don't own a Wii or Xbox...don't play video games at all (I read books) -- I don't! I use my iPad (see a trend) to play video pinball.
I don't have GPS -- I have a phone that does this. So much better than maps.
I don't have a wireless router...my 10 yr + old IBM laptop is still connected to the modem by cable -- I got a new setup last year.
I still use Explorer -- that exists?
I have never used an App -- I have
I just have basic cable (except when Game of Thrones is on) -- I don't! I have a hockey package I stream.
I still buy weekly floppy comics -- I don't! Digital or the library or some collected editions.
I don't have a Netflix account...I go to theatres -- No Netflix because I don't watch much tv. I go to movies often!
I still write paper checks -- Only to the government because I hate them!
I still wear glasses even tho my optometrist's says I'm a perfect case for RK surgery -- Got that in 2003
I still strike pieces of flint together to cook my dinner and sleep in bearskins -- whatever