I don't own an iPad or smart phone
I own a smart phone but it is always off and it is just for emergency cases .

I'm not on Facebook
Me either.

I have never tweeted
Me either.

I don't own a flat screen plasma TV
I do have a flat-screen LCD TV because you can't get the old TV sets anymore and my old TV set
was no longer repairable so after 16 years I had to buy a new one, but we don't watch a lot TV,
maybe two hours a week.

I don't own a Blu-Ray player
Me either. Still have a VCR / DVD converter unit.

I don't own a kindle...I still read books
Me either . I still read books too.

Half the crap in my car--Sirius radio, Sync, etc.--I don't use and don't miss
I drive a Toyota Yaris 1.0 , so I don't have any of those things - but I wouldn't use them if I did.
Just plain radio with a CD drive.

I've never played Angry Birds
Nope

I don't have an iPod
Me either.

I don't own a Wii or Xbox...don't play video games at all (I read books)
I play the occasional game on my desktop computer, like Free Cell and Mahjong Titans

I don't have GPS
Me either. I use a map.

I don't have a wireless router...my PC is still connected to the modem by cable
I have a WLAN Fritz-Box Router but the WLAN function is always off, too much security trouble with
WLAN.

I still use Explorer
I use Firefox, mainly because I'm not a big fan of Microsoft.

I have never used an App
Well, every program used on the PC is an APP, but I don't use Apps on my smart phone,
because I refuse to open an account with data-kraken goggle

I just have basic cable (except when Game of Thrones is on)
No, we have no cable nor satellite, just DVBT, provides us with 13 television channels without commercials, that's enough.

I still buy weekly floppy comics
I still buy a few single issues, the majority of my purchases are collected editions, almost weekly.

I don't have a Netflix account...I go to theatres
I go to theaters maybe three times a year.

I still write paper checks
Nope, not possible without difficulties in Germany, I pay with cash or bank card, credit card only in case of
an order placed at a retailer outside Germany, amazon.fr / amazon.co.uk / amazon.it / amazon.es

I still wear glasses even tho my optometrist's says I'm a perfect case for RK surgery
I wear bifocal glasses. My shortsightedness is beyond surgery.

I still strike pieces of flint together to cook my dinner and sleep in bearskins
Nope