dlc320 wrote:
My three life stories...
#1 have had a longer than brief conversation with two of The Beatles
#2 have had similar "longish" conversations with two former US Presidents
#3 have had the bad luck to total two autos in the same day. But the good luck not to suffer a scratch from either wreck.
#2 is the lie.

As for The Beatles, I'll bet one of them was Ringo.  A guy can't go anywhere without Ringo hijacking your conversation...  The guy is a true pest.


"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.” – Sacred Scroll 29:6

"Somewhere out there, there has to be something better than man" - George Taylor