Okay then.  My three are:

1)  I have a PGA accepted Hole-In-One (just to show up my man Eric) Wink

2)  I was once the driver in an actual (legal) 1/4 mile street race... and won. (non-nitrous)

3)  I am related to (cousins with) Christoph Waltz, who played the main Nazi from Inglorious Basterds and the German bounty hunter Schultz from Django Unchained.

What say you all?

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.” – Sacred Scroll 29:6

"Somewhere out there, there has to be something better than man" - George Taylor