apachedug wrote:
Is Sketchville a real place?   Now that I'm officially middle-aged, I'm not up on all the latest jargon...

Eric, just so you know--Kar Kar has left the building.  She left UPMC a couple weeks ago (to go work for some mofo outfit called Coventry Healthcare) and I haven't talked to her since, we had a falling out-of-sorts on her final day.  On one of her 'Final Kar-Kar' get-togethers (I think there was 8 of 'em--c'mon!)  she brought along her 60 year old gay boy-toy, Alan.  Someone asked me who he was, I said "Karyn's personal valet" and sure enough, 10 minutes later Karyn came over and said "Alan said to tell you he's wounded and demands an apology, Douglas!" I rolled my eyes, she stomped off, the rest is history.   Wounded my ass.

As for Julie Darling, she is getting married in a couple weeks--she's having a big 'after-wedding party' at her parents hosue in July, and she just told me on Friday that if I don't come, and don't get drunk and don't take off my shirt & jump in the pool, and don't pass out on her Mom's couch and don't stay the night, she is going to spend the rest of the summer making my life hell.  (While her pint-sized best friend Erin jabbed her finger in my belly & said "Yeah, Doog!")   

So Eric, just know that when it comes to crazy wimmen, you are not alone...


Gay Boy Toy? Wh... there's a story behind this one too, is there, Dug? Spill it!

Also, this after-wedding party sounds like you may need to end up in bed with Erin just to make a point never to invite you again to one of THOSE parties...

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