I don't own an iPad or smart phone
Nothing here with an 'i' prefix either although work says we are being issued with 'smart phones' in April...

I have never tweeted
Ditto

I don't own a kindle...I still read books
Ditto

Half the crap in my car--Sirius radio, Sync, etc.--I don't use and don't miss
I don't have a car!

I've never played Angry Birds
I have never heard of it!

I don't have an iPod
My son's have them I've never bothered. When I'm out and about I'd rather talk to people

I don't own a Wii or Xbox...don't play video games at all (I read books)
Ditto

I don't have GPS
Maps are fine if I want to see how to get somewhere.

I don't have a wireless router...my 10 yr + old IBM laptop is still connected to the modem by cable
My PC is connected by cable

I still use Explorer
I use Firefox.

I just have basic cable (except when Game of Thrones is on)
Freeview here which is our basic

I don't have a Netflix account...I go to theatres
I got Lovefilm which is similar to Netflix I think

I still write paper checks
Regular accounts here don't have chequebooks supplied any more just debit cards

I still strike pieces of flint together to cook my dinner and sleep in bearskins
Microwave and cooker here though the microwave gets a lot more use