It seems that all too many people take the advice of this ancient Mad Magazine article seriously...

One of the ways how to act "smart":

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He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train
He's the one who got lucky, got his cape around miss Lois Lane
I can't believe my dilemma is real
I'm competing with the Man of Steel

- "Jimmy Olsen's Blues" by the Spin Doctors