Oh you guys. Thanks for all the kind/funny/unkind words! I especially loved Richard's book idea. I'll be sure to release it in several baffling formats.

Eric, that dollar is awesome! Thanks! I'm gonna go try to spend that somewhere.

More fun facts: Since I joined the board on April 7, 2004, I've made an average of 3.706 posts per day. That's one post every 3 hours, 28 minutes and 33 seconds, for over seven years straight.

That's so sad.

-Jeph!

Whosoever knows completionism burns at the touch of ... THE OMITTER