Please help our Jeph keep his job.  If anyone here has a $10,000 bill, please scan both sides as a 600 dpi, color, descreened Tiff file and alert him via PM or email him at JephYork@YesIamJephyork dot net.

But seriously, congrats on reaching 10k.  I think you actually beat Doug to the mark, did you not?

  KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW SLEESTAK MASTERS.