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Apr 28 11 4:59 PM
DeBricazar wrote: 10:02:38 a.m.: Intercepted delivery man10:02:39 a.m.: Tore box out of said delivery man's hands10:02:41 a.m.: Charged into house, breaking screen door in process10:03:01 a.m.: Tore open Tales of Wonder box, got cardboard splinter10:03:03 a.m.: Cursed loudly about cardboard splinter (seriously, who gets those?)10:03:27 a.m.: Lifted book out of box, heard angels sing10:03:59 a.m.: Felt wrenching in back from strain10:04:03 a.m.: Puzzlement turns to extreme agony10:04:07 a.m.: Blood-curdling scream: "WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS SO HEAVY?!?"10:04:09 a.m.: Drops book10:04:10 a.m.: Book lands on right foot, shattering it10:04:12 a.m.: More obscenities10:04:59 a.m.: Quick call to neighbor for lift to hospital10:40:01 a.m.: Neighbor arrives10:40:04 a.m.: Hurl obscenities at neighbor for tardiness10:40:32 a.m.: Neighbor attempts to shiv me10:40:34 a.m.: Use book for protection10:50:20 a.m.: Patch things up with neighbor, get lift to hospitalNext three days: Lay in hospital bed, wishing for good reading materialNext day: Send shived book back to TOW for replacementOne week later, 10:02:38 a.m.: Waits in bushes to intercept delivery man
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