Dear Timely Comics,

I sent you a letter yesterday but when I told one of my friends about it, he said Torch kills people, too. I think maybe he's a Torch fan. I told him Sub-Mariner kills good guys, though. I want you to forget what I said about having Torch kill people. If Torch starts killing good guys too, then my friend will probably rub it in my face, especially since I was the one who asked you to do it.

Your friend,
LittleVisualFiction

P.S. Thank you for letting Sub-Mariner kidnap people, too, like Superman does. But Superman does it with a needle. That's cooler. Can you give Sub-Mariner a needle?



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