I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with this wet dream.

A line of PUNISHER OMNIBI collecting every single Punisher comic in chronological order.

In fact, I've been meaning to map it out for a while and this thread gave me the final impulse to do it:

Taking this Punisher chronology as reference:

http://www.universomarvel.com/fichas/cronologias/castigador.html

So glad somebody already did the heavy lifting for me (thanks, whoever did such amazing job),

I give you:

MY PUNISHER OMNIBI MAPPING

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 1

This inaugural volume reprints the entire contents of the Essential Punisher Vol. 1 (568 pages):
The Amazing Spider-Man #129, 134-135, 162-163, 174-175, 201-202
Amazing Spider-Man Annual #15
Giant-Size Spider-Man #4
Marvel Preview #2
Marvel Super-Action #1
Captain America #241
Daredevil #182-184
Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #81-83
The Punisher Vol. 1 #1-5

PLUS
later day "ret-con" material (published years later but chronologically set in the pre-regular series years):
Punisher: Year One vol.1 #1-4
Punisher: Origin of Micro Chip vol.1 #1-2
Punisher Bloodlines One-shot

PLUS
the first few issues of the regular series:
Punisher vol.2 #1-10

Clocking in at 1000 pages approximately.

Then...

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 2

From this point onwards, subsequent 1.000-ish-page omnibi would reprint every Punisher comic in chronological order, mixing the monthly issues of the 3 regular series with an assortment of Annuals, Specials, graphic novels, prestige books, miniseries, etc, etc, serving as a testament of the huge popularity of the character in those years (crossovers and personal highlights in bold):

Daredevil vol.1 #257
Punisher Annual 1
Punisher vol.2 #11
Punisher vol.2 #12
Punisher vol.2 #13
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #1
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #2
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #3
Punisher vol.2 #14
Punisher vol.2 #15
Punisher vol.2 #16
Punisher vol.2 #17
Punisher vol.2 #18
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #4
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #5
Punisher vol.2 #19
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #6
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #7
Punisher: Assassin's Guild
Punisher vol.2 #20
Punisher vol.2 #21
Punisher vol.2 #22
Punisher vol.2 #23
Punisher Annual 2
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #8
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #9
Punisher vol.2 #24
Punisher vol.2 #25
Punisher Annual 3
Punisher: Return to Big Nothing
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #10
Punisher vol.2 #26
Punisher vol.2 #27
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #11

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 3
Classic Punisher (8 page non-reprint story)
Punisher: Intruder
Punisher vol.2 #28
Punisher vol.2 #29
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #12
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #13
Punisher vol.2 #30
Punisher vol.2 #31
Punisher vol.2 #32
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #14
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #15
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #16
Punisher vol.2 #33
Punisher vol.2 #34
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #17
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #18
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #19
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #20
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #21
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #22
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #23
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #24
Punisher: No Escape
Punisher: the Prize
Marvel Comic Presents vol.1 #59/4
Punisher: Kingdom Gone
Punisher vol.2 #35
Punisher vol.2 #36
Punisher vol.2 #37
Punisher vol.2 #38
Punisher vol.2 #39
Punisher vol.2 #40
Punisher vol.2 #41
Punisher vol.2 #42
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #25
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #26
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #27

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 4
Punisher vol.2 #43
Punisher vol.2 #44
Punisher vol.2 #45
Punisher vol.2 #46
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #28
Punisher vol.2 #47
Punisher vol.2 #48
Wolverine/Punisher: Damaging Evidence vol.1 #1
Wolverine/Punisher: Damaging Evidence vol.1 #2
Wolverine/Punisher: Damaging Evidence vol.1 #3
Punisher Annual 4
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #29
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #30
Punisher: POV vol.1 #1
Punisher: POV vol.1 #2
Punisher: POV vol.1 #3
Punisher: POV vol.1 #4

Punisher War Journal vol.1 #31
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #32
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #33
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #34
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #35
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #36
Marvel Holiday Special vol.1 1991/3
Punisher Summer Special #1 (Pat Mills)
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #37
Ghost Rider, Wolverine, Punisher: Hearts of Darkness
Marvel Comic Presents vol.1 #101/4
Punisher: Blood on the Moors
Punisher/Black Widow: Spinning Doomsday's Web

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 5
Punisher/Captain America: Blood & Glory vol.1 #1
Punisher/Captain America: Blood & Glory vol.1 #2
Punisher/Captain America: Blood & Glory vol.1 #3
Punisher vol.2 #49
Punisher vol.2 #50
Punisher vol.2 #51
Punisher vol.2 #52
Punisher vol.2 #53
Punisher vol.2 #54
Punisher vol.2 #55
Punisher vol.2 #56
Punisher vol.2 #57
Punisher vol.2 #58
Punisher vol.2 #59
Punisher vol.2 #60
Punisher vol.2 #61
Punisher vol.2 #62
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #38
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #39
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #40
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #41
Punisher: G Force
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #1
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #2
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #3
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #4
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #5
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #6
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #7
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #8
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #9
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #10
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #11
Punisher Summer Special #2 (Pat Mills)

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 6
Punisher vol.2 #63
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #42
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #43
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #44
Punisher: Die Hard in the Big Easy
Punisher vol.2 #64
Punisher vol.2 #65
Punisher vol.2 #66
Punisher vol.2 #67
Punisher vol.2 #68
Punisher vol.2 #69
Punisher vol.2 #70
Punisher vol.2 #71
Punisher: The Ghosts of Innocents vol.1 #1
Punisher: The Ghosts of Innocents vol.1 #2
Punisher Annual 5
Dead Man's Hand crossover:
Daredevil vol.1 #307
Nomad vol.2 #4
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #45
Nomad vol.2 #5
Daredevil vol.1 #308
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #46
Daredevil vol.1 #309
Nomad vol.2 #6
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #47
End of Dead Man's Hand crossover
Punisher vol.2 #72
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #48
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #49
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #51
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #50
Punisher: Back to School Special vol.1 #1
Punisher vol.2 #73
Punisher vol.2 #74
Punisher vol.2 #75

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 7
Punisher Holiday Special vol.1 #1
Marvel Holiday Special vol.1 1992/4
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #37
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #12
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #13
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #14
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #15
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #16
Punisher vol.2 #76
Punisher vol.2 #77
Punisher vol.2 #78
Punisher vol.2 #79
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #52
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #53
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #54
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #55
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #56
Punisher vol.2 #80
Punisher Summer Special #3 (Pat Mills)
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #17
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #18
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #19
Punisher vol.2 #81
Punisher War Zone Annual 1
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #57
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #58
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #59
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #60
Punisher Annual 6
Punisher: Back to School Special vol.1 #2
Punisher vol.2 #82
Punisher vol.2 #83
Punisher vol.2 #84
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #20
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #21
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #22

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 8
Punisher Holiday Special vol.1 #2
Punisher vol.2 #85
Spider-Man/Punisher/Sabretooth: Designer Genes
Punisher Invades the 'Nam
Suicide Run crossover
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #61
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #23
Punisher vol.2 #86
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #62
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #24
Punisher vol.2 #87
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #63
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #25
Punisher vol.2 #88
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #64
End of Suicide Run crossover
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #26
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #27
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #28
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #29
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #30
Punisher vol.2 #89
Punisher vol.2 #90
Punisher vol.2 #91
Punisher vol.2 #92
Punisher Summer Special #4
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #65
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #66
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #67
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #68
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #69
Punisher War Zone Annual 2
Punisher Annual 7
Punisher: Back to School Special vol.1 #3

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 9
Punisher vol.2 #93
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #31
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #32
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #33
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #34
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #35
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #36
Punisher vol.2 #94
Punisher vol.2 #95
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #38
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #39
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #40
Punisher Holiday Special vol.1 #3
Ghost Rider/Wolverine/Punisher: Dark Design
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #71
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #72
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #73
Punisher: Empty Quarter
Punisher vol.2 #96
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #74
Punisher vol.2 #97
Punisher vol.2 #98
Punisher vol.2 #99
Punisher vol.2 #100
Punisher vol.2 #101
Punisher vol.2 #102
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #78
Countdown crossover
Punisher vol.2 #103
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #79
Punisher War Zone vol.1 #41
Punisher vol.2 #104
Punisher War Journal vol.1 #80
End of Countdown crossover

...and end of an era. From this point on, and until the Garth Ennis triumphant run, a couple of failed revivals in one single volume:

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 10
Double Edge crossover
Double Edge: Alpha
Daredevil vol.1 #344
Ghost Rider vol.2 #65
Incredible Hulk vol.1 #433
Doctor Strange: Sorcerer Supreme vol.1 #81
Double Edge: Omega
End of Double Edge crossover
Punisher vol.3 #1
Punisher vol.3 #2
Punisher vol.3 #3
Punisher vol.3 #4
Spider-Man/Punisher: Family Plot vol.1 #1
Spider-Man/Punisher: Family Plot vol.1 #2
Punisher vol.3 #5
Punisher vol.3 #6
Over The Edge vol.1 #5
Punisher vol.3 #7
Punisher vol.3 #8
Punisher vol.3 #9
Punisher vol.3 #10
Punisher vol.3 #11
Punisher vol.3 #12
Punisher vol.3 #13
Punisher vol.3 #14
Punisher vol.3 #15
Punisher vol.3 #16
Punisher vol.3 #17
Punisher vol.3 #18
Punisher vol.4 #1
Punisher vol.4 #2
Punisher vol.4 #3
Punisher vol.4 #4
Wolverine/Punisher: Revelation vol.1 #1
Wolverine/Punisher: Revelation vol.1 #2
Wolverine/Punisher: Revelation vol.1 #3
Wolverine/Punisher: Revelation vol.1 #4

At this point, I think the only Punisher material left unreprinted would be:
The Punisher: A Man Named Frank (Western a la DC "elseworlds")
The Punisher Armory #1-10
and a couple of inter-company crossovers with Batman and Archie.

Then comes:

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 11
Reprint of PUNISHER BY GARTH ENNIS OMNIBUS
The Punisher vol.5 (2000) #1-12
The Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe
Marvel Knights Double Shot #1
The Punisher vol.6 (2001) #1-7, 13-37

From this point on, the character splits in 2 incarnations, the explicit MAX, and the regular Marvel Universe one.

I leave the MAX stuff aside since it's been collected in OHC and probably will be again reprinted as PUNISHER BY GARTH ENNIS OMNIBUS VOL 2 and 3.

Going back to the regular Punisher:

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 12
Marvel Knights vol.1 #1
Marvel Knights vol.1 #2
Marvel Knights vol.1 #3
Marvel Knights vol.1 #4
Marvel Knights vol.1 #5
Marvel Knights vol.1 #6
Marvel Knights vol.1 #7
Marvel Knights vol.1 #8
Marvel Knights vol.1 #9
Marvel Knights vol.1 #10
Marvel Knights vol.1 #11
Marvel Knights vol.1 #14
Marvel Knights vol.1 #15
Punisher vol.6 #8
Punisher vol.6 #9
Punisher vol.6 #10
Punisher vol.6 #11
Punisher vol.6 #12
Marvel Knights vol.2 #1
Marvel Knights vol.2 #2
Marvel Knights vol.2 #3
Marvel Knights vol.2 #4
Marvel Knights vol.2 #5
Marvel Knights vol.2 #6
Wolverine/Punisher vol.1 #2
Wolverine/Punisher vol.1 #3
Wolverine/Punisher vol.1 #4
Wolverine/Punisher vol.1 #5
Daredevil Vs Punisher vol.1 #1
Daredevil Vs Punisher vol.1 #2
Daredevil Vs Punisher vol.1 #3
Daredevil Vs Punisher vol.1 #4
Daredevil Vs Punisher vol.1 #5
Daredevil Vs Punisher vol.1 #6
Punisher Vs. Bullseye vol.1 #1
Punisher Vs. Bullseye vol.1 #2
Punisher Vs. Bullseye vol.1 #3
Punisher Vs. Bullseye vol.1 #4
Punisher Vs. Bullseye vol.1 #5

PUNISHER OMNIBUS VOL. 13
Punisher War Journal vol.2 #1-26
Punisher War Journal vol.2 Annual #1
Punisher vol.8 #1-ongoing

And on and on, ad infinitum....