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The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible:
A Spiritual Guide for the Disciples of Biscuitism
by Pope Gus Rasputin Nishnabotna Sni-A-Bar Freak the First
quite possibly
The Weirdest Book of All Time
Back in print again for the first time ever, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible was originally published as a zine in 1989. Becoming an underground hit among the comics scene and the rave/Deadhead/pre-Internet "phreak" scenes of the time, the Biscuit Bible has been out of print since 1992.
The new Commemorative 6,000th Anniversary Edition has been completely revised, remastered and updated. The new edition includes all-new chapters, graphics, and hymns, revealing such crucial information as:
* The precise theological difference between the messianic Nuclear Platypus and His hick cousin, the Nucular Platypus * Details on The Great Porridge Famine of 212,000 B.C., which decimated the thriving population of minotaurs, fairies and talking bears * Logical proof that the universe is a figment of your imagination, and that you are your own imaginary friend
* The secret message encoded into the U.S. Interstate Highway system, visible only from outer space
* The inspirational stories of Biblical figures like Gerbilax the Drippy, Quxxxzxxx, and Prunus Guster
* Mathematical proof of the existence of the God-Biscuit
* The menace of paperclips, and the divine mystery of Trans-Galactic Hemorrhoidal Communication Transmissions
* The devastation wrought upon the Biscuitist Papacy by cases of F.W.I. (Flossing While Intoxicated)
* What happened when God-Biscuit, after a night of bar-hopping between Studio 54 and Area 51, showed up drunk for the Apocalypse, and more!
The holy book of The Nuclear Platypus Church of Arglebargle (The World's Oldest and Largest Biscuit Cult™), The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible is written in a style reminiscent of an immaculately conceived yet misbegotten love child of Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), David Foster Wallace (Infinite Jest), and Saint Thomas Aquinas (Summa Theologica).
* God-Biscuit is the original High-Carb Deity: Accept no substitutions! *
The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible is available from online booksellers and bookstores worldwide.
Published by AOM (Arglebargle Omniversal Ministry) Publications
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