Son of Storytime the Elder says about ASM #19:

I thought this was a very good issue because there was lots of fighting.

[Interviewer: So you liked it better than last issue?]

Oh, definitely. The last one was soooo boring.

[Interviewer: See, I actually like the last one better. I thought the story was more interesting.]

And I liked when Jameson's face melts. He's like, "Oh, no!'

[Interviewer: So, do you feel less sorry for Spider-Man now?]

Yeah. He's back in action, and kicking butt!

I can't believe that the police actually made the catch of Sandman. Why didn't Sandman break free? I guess he was too tired. But if he was so tired, wouldn't he like drift into sand anyways?

[Interviewer: I guess his natural state is a normal body. He must need to concentrate to become sand.]

How does he keep his shirt on if he's sandy?

[Interviewer: I don't know. That's a really good question. Maybe the shirt is part of him now?]

So does he have to put his sand body into the washing machine to wash his clothes?

[Interviewer: I don't know. I do not know. So what did you think of the bits with Betty Brant and Ned Leeds? Who do you think she's going to end up with, Ned or Peter?]

I think more Ned than Peter, because superheroes never get married. Except Reed Richards and Sue Storm.

[Interviewer: Because they're both superheroes? So that's the rule?]

[Son the Younger interrupts:] I think the Wasp can be married to Giant-Man.

[Son the Elder resumes:] That could happen. It's possible. You have to be both superheroes, and both well known to actually marry

[Interviewer: So a lesser-known superhero couldn't marry a more famous superhero?]

No.

[Interviewer: Why not?]

It just doesn't really make sense

[Interviewer: I see! Well. That's rather, uh, elitist of you. Anything else you want to say about this issue?]

Yeah. It's time to spin out with Spidey! Let's go--I'm out!

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