ReviveTheRedRaven wrote:
Congrats on your new ride! And Southerners are infamous for their safe driving habits. "Hold my jar o' white lightnin', Billy Ray; whilst I change stations!"

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You just reminded me that I need to rig up some kind of cup holder for my Mason jar of ho-made hooch. I find that drinking heavily right before I go to class loosens up my professorial abilities quite a bit.

And I believe that I will feel safe wearing my new helmet:

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PS: to Mr. Nurse: please provide a definition of "giving it the berries on a shonker" so I can determine whether and how I can work it into random conversations with easily-impressed students...

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