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Apr 16 08 6:52 AM
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Mariah Carey is to songwriting as Gershwin is to mud wrestling. No song of hers has a melody that lasts more than five notes before dissolving into mindless trilling and octave pyrotechnics. The group did as well as could be expected with such a crappy songbook. Almost every song had a moment where someone went off pitch, but the judges allowed for that.
David Cook gets an awful lot of raves for taking every song and just converting it to a minor key and going all Pearl Jam on the festivities.
Brooke should go this week. She has the talent and piano playing ability of a high school spring musical showcase.
Carly is a broken-down nag who should be banished to the grimiest Irish pub in existance and forced to retrieve errant dart throws between serving beer in a low cut peasant blouse.
David "Archie" is the one true talent in this competition. He has time on his side to improve as an artist.
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