Astounding.

After Dolly Parton week, where we were treated to a night of great performances, comes "dream" week where everyone sucked, abysmally. Everyone, except Kristy Lee, who had the best performance of the night by far.

Michael Johns. I don't get him, I really don't. Adequate voice. Not great. I've heard better in most local bar bands.

Carly Smithson. Does anybody really need more proof as to why she's a 3 time loser when it comes to her recording career? Adequate voice and no charisma at all. I wouldn't take 3 Carly's for one Ramiele.

David Cook. Proved he was human last night. Song choice was awful as was his vocals. What was he thinking?

David Archuleta. A decent peformance. Not great, but one of the better ones on an otherwise terrible night.

Syesha Mercado. First down week in a month. Her vocals were all over the place.

Brooke White. Second best performance on a dismal night.

Jason Castro. Dear god. "Over the Rainbow" accompanied by a ukileli. Seriously, why is he still here?

I'm not even going to attempt to guess the bottom 3 or who's going home, although I hope and pray that it's Jason!