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Mar 4 08 9:59 PM
So my mother calls while my wife and I are watching American Idol. Forgive my Apachedug dialog format. Mom: Small talk Me: Small talk Mom: So what are y'all doing? Me: Oh, just watching American Idol. Mom: Oh, yeah, I forgot that was on tonight. Did you see where one of the guys (David Hernandez) used to be a stripper? Me: Yeah, Elizabeth was just telling me about that. Mom: I heard that they could kick him off, but probably wouldn't. Me: They didn't. He just performed. Mom: They said he was lap dancer. Me: Mom: What's that? Me: Uh...that's where they dance in front of you and rub up against you. Mom: Me: Not really something you want to explain to your mom! Mom: (Akward silence) Uh, I'll let you go. I know you're watching your show. Me: OK, talk to you later. Love ya. Bye. Mom: Love ya. Bye. Elizabeth: Did you just explain a lap dance to your mom? Me: Um-hmm. Elizabeth: hysterical crying from laughing
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