my wife, bless her, said "it's barely there, why can't you still sell it?"

Definitely time to get a new wife. This time with the variant cover--

A. Leedom, Used Wife Dealer. Honest Leedom, willing to (can't use that word so I'll use--) negotiate. Willing to accept trade-ins. What's the mileage on the old clunker? Been lubed lately, oil changed? Fresh coat of paint? Are those headlights original equipment?

                    A. Leedom, BoredPresident of the RED RAVEN REVIVAL SOCIETY. Rolleyes
                         2015 is the 75th anniversary of RED RAVEN COMICS #1!
                              (Cover date August, 1940--published May 29, 1940)           
                                 Reprint Red Raven Comics #1, dangnabit!
              Marvel MUST honor the anniversary of its most mistreated hero!
                                                           Pretty please!!Cute
                                  SUB-MARINER #26,  WORSE COMIC BOOK EVER!!
                                          DESTROY ANY COPY/REPRINT YOU FIND!!